Friday, 19 June 2009

G.O.L.D.F.R.A.P.P.

i am not a huge Goldfrapp fan though i am mildly obsessed with Alison Goldfrapp's name though. say it with me: Goldfrapp. it's so fun. it could work in so many contexts:
as a replacement swear word; "oh, goldfrapp, i dropped my feather boa into my drink"
a raunchy verb; "i went home with him & we goldfrapped for hours"
the name of a dashing, authority-averse tv detective whose boss is always yelling at him; "get ... me... GOLDFRAPP !"
or the name of the aforementioned detective's villainous nemesis, frequently screamed at the skies while our hero kneels over a dead body & shakes his fist;"GooooldfrAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!"
or even as a noun for something sort of gooey; "shoot, i got goldfrapp all over my Jimmy Choos"
or, my faveourite; "omg, that guy is so hot, i almost goldfrapped myself when he said 'hi' to me"

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